Today's a happy day for me and I thought I should also put smiles on the faces of you my dear readers. I woke up today all smiles because throughout my mind, some nostalgic and plain hilarious thoughts about my journey on the path of understanding women and their crazy, jumbled language were on parade.
I remember my days of being utterly clueless and frustrated whenever another girl left long before I was ready to consent. At first because I refused to grab the bull by the horns if you grab, and later because I was too cocky. The process of balancing these two extremes has been harder than completing any of these.
Saturated with many near missed and plain rejections.
But finally, I've come a significantly long way in solving the great mystery called women!!! and the feeling is Nirvana.
One of the most costly misinterpretations I ever made with girls during my apprenticeship days was misreading the signs that they were horny. And tell you what, that is the deadliest misinterpretation you can ever make during your existence on earth.
In whichever way you get this wrong, you're in for trouble. If you constantly miss signs of horniness that your woman gives you, you risk bequeathing your cherished position as the man in her life to a more assertive he-goat somewhere. On the other hand, if you constantly misinterprete other signs or moods of her's as horniness, you also risk being replaced and considered obnoxious. Women's horny windows are like the rainbow. If you go out too early for it, you get drenched by the rain and become so cold that the colors of the rainbow become black and white if you ever make it to it's appearance. If too you arrive too late, it's gone and in the case of women's horniness, it may be gone for good.
So ima share the signs I know women to give as a way to communicate horniness from firsthand personal experience. While some angelic girls are very direct and forward in communicating horniness: biting/licking lips, touching her assets, pushing her breasts forward for a formal introduction, touching you seductively, talking or asking about sex, being generous with the cleavage, fiddling suggestively with her hair, standing in a way that accentuates her hips or telling you point blank etc,
most girls are too shy or scared of being termed "slutty" and use less concise and very easy to misread signs to show they're horny. This ain't some abstract, logical and theoretical assumption. It is strictly based on real life practical occurrences in my life(some not-so-pretty) and the lessons learnt. So I'd be sparing you the pain and frustration of learning girl horny signs through trial and error and many rejections and heartbreak. We going right to dessert.
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| This is either a dream or a movie. Or is it? |
Unmissable signs she's horny:
1. She speaks less: Ever been with your woman, all upbeat and excited and suddenly she plunges into ghost mode and instantly stops speaking or saying as much like you just farted with your words?
Before flipping and tryna find out "what went wrong," here's something I think you should know. When a girl is horny, it becomes ten times tougher to form clear and audible words. What really happens isn't really that her tongue gets sticky or that she forgets her grammar. Instead, her heart rate and blood pressure rise due to her anticipation and the build of her sexual tension. When these happen, her heart beats faster and her sense of logic and cognition declines. Now I'm beginning to sound like a biology professor. Lol.
So a girl won't speak much while horny, because she knows what's occurring within her and won't want to sound like a depressed mammoth. So, notice if your girl evades your questions or gives short monosyllabic replies. Most guys misread this to mean that the girl is in a bad mood or wants to be left alone! If only they knew better.
1. She speaks less: Ever been with your woman, all upbeat and excited and suddenly she plunges into ghost mode and instantly stops speaking or saying as much like you just farted with your words?
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| Here's your chance dummy |
Before flipping and tryna find out "what went wrong," here's something I think you should know. When a girl is horny, it becomes ten times tougher to form clear and audible words. What really happens isn't really that her tongue gets sticky or that she forgets her grammar. Instead, her heart rate and blood pressure rise due to her anticipation and the build of her sexual tension. When these happen, her heart beats faster and her sense of logic and cognition declines. Now I'm beginning to sound like a biology professor. Lol.
So a girl won't speak much while horny, because she knows what's occurring within her and won't want to sound like a depressed mammoth. So, notice if your girl evades your questions or gives short monosyllabic replies. Most guys misread this to mean that the girl is in a bad mood or wants to be left alone! If only they knew better.
2. She dismisses or criticises whatever you say: This follows closely after the first sign and it means she wants you to shut the hell up and use more action than words. She's had enough of your lecture about your dumb and stupid adventures or discoveries. Not that she's not interested in your interests or your gists though, she just wants you to show her rather than tell her adventures at the moment.
She hopes that's not too much to ask though. But if it is to you, you can as well apply for a place in any monastery of your choice. So, when next you are telling your girl some real fun stuff that she'd usually flip for, but she seems uninterested or even bored, it may be time to retire beneath the sheets or Jacuzzi and turn on the craze and turn off all reasoning and devices.
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| Less talking more working |
She hopes that's not too much to ask though. But if it is to you, you can as well apply for a place in any monastery of your choice. So, when next you are telling your girl some real fun stuff that she'd usually flip for, but she seems uninterested or even bored, it may be time to retire beneath the sheets or Jacuzzi and turn on the craze and turn off all reasoning and devices.
3. She talks about leaving but sticks around: To a grown ass man, that could be so so tricky. He may get it all twisted and think he just screwed something up. No! You about to get screwed. While indoors in the middle of some fun, laughter and warmth, your lady suddenly remembers she has to visit God, meet an apppintment, leave for the market, the grocery store, take a trip to Mecca or whatever silly reason she makes up for leaving, but she still remains there. If she's really got some place to go, then why the he'll is her ass still on your couch? She wants something else. While this may not usually be a case of horniness but a real emergency for married or long time and close couples, a guy should watch out for this sign if he just got to know this girl and she may not really feel close enough to just ask or be more suggestive. Do you even understand any of the words I speak? You can because you should ask me and us your questions in our forum page and expect sure answers from me plus the opinion of other guys and girls in the forum. So go for it now.
4. She caresses things: if for any reason or in any situation or condition as you choose to name it, you discover that your woman's hands are generously rubbing objects around or on her, then stop trying further to convince her that you have more money than brain cells or that you last longer the hulk. She's already game and you should pounce without caution or announcing if you notice her sensually caressing or stroking a nearby object like her wine glass, her purse, a book, the door knob or parts of her body like her neck, laps, chest etc.
Just play detective to her hands to see if she's using them to create a prototype of what your hands should be doing to her there and there and vice versa.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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